Top 10 Caddy Responses & Comments

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Ten Best Caddy Responses…

Number 10:
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

 

Number 9:
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number 8:
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number 7:
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”

Number 6:
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number 5:
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “it’s a compass.”

Number 4:
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”

Number 3:
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number 2:
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”

…And the

Number 1 Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

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